11 November 2009

Swearing = 'Assault'?

Apparently, if you feel threatened by me swearing in my own home, you can complain to the police, who will then arrest me, have to release me because they have no evidence, and then issue me a fixed-penalty notice for abusive behaviour

In effect, swearing at someone is an on-the-spot fine

Now, f*** off

(It shames me to say that I live in that council district)


  1. Wouldn't dream of it Tarquin. An Englishmans home is his effin' castle...

  2. I can't wait until we finally get the chance to tell them what we fucking think of them next year!