Oh for ****'s sake
Ofcom call Top Gear offensive for describing the Ferrari F430 Speciale as 'Speciale needs'
It's a pun! Go and jump off a pissing cliff, you humourless twats
That's offensive too, you know - should I apologise?
When will they learn - everything is offensive! Even my shoes are offensive to some people - want to ban them too?
Good, I find Ofcom offensive - ban that
(and it was post-watershed...)